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PostSubject: Visitors & New Members, Welcome!   Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:05 pm

Welcome!

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Medical Resources
Dermatology Dept. @ Bellevue Medical Center-NYC
The Skin of Color Center @ St. Luke's-Roosevelt Hospital Center-NYC

Hard References
Goddess Hair & Skin Recipe Book by Jane Johnson
Andre Talks Hair by Andre Walker

Online Resources
[communities who have (and continue) to be a great source of support]

1. Longhaircommunity.com
2. Naturallycurly.com
3. Hennaforhair.com
4. Longhairlovers.com
5. Motowngirl.com
6. Nappturality.com
7. Shirleys-wellness-café.com
8. Forumotion.com


Thanks,
Jan / HG;
OCF™ Administration
OnlineCliniqueForum™


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PostSubject: Re: Visitors & New Members, Welcome!   Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:36 am

About Hermoine[(OnlineCliniqueForum™ Founder/Owner --
Name: Jan Johnson (as in: 'of John' --yes, that one) ; nee' Janice pronounced " 'Nice' as in 'Nice, France' (ref to: the Ville just outside of Paris, France)" , meaning, "The Nice One," as in the Goode God Jan or/and 'Kan' (the Lady God (i.e., the Blood Heir), descendant of Him --i.e., John the Baptist- bka God Almighty; The Goode Christian God); phonetically enunciated 'Juh-Neece')] Wife of Keanu Charles Reeves, "Keanu , meaning 'John or/and also Kan' (in the Divine masculine; i.e., Divine Lawful Husband and Complement)]."

**DOB: 12/05/1970 :: *December-Fifth-Nineteen-Hundred-and-Seventy* **
[NaturalBiological daughter of Mr. Johnson, Jr. (i.e., Junior/FirstNaturalSon)]

[FullTermBirthWeight: Less Than 5pounds (Normal)]
Current Natural Age: 38years and (approx) 10.5months
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Favorite Books:

The Measure of A Man by Sidney Poitier
TheWorld According to Mister Rogers by Fred Rogers
All Works by Alexandre Dumas I.
All Works by Alexandre Dumas II.
All Works by William Shakespeare
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Favorite Quotations:
--“Yes, forever”. (jj/r to kcr eons and eons ago before time)...

"OH NOES TEH INTERNETS ARE DESTROYIN UR LANGUAGES!!!--- 11!!!ELEVENTY!! -" unknown poster

...&/and "They Call Me Mrs. Johnson-Reeves for A Reason-" -jj/r (il et moi...)

....followed closely by -"Does Wayne Brady have to slap a *_ho_ _ *???-" -WB (comedian)

Oh, &/and- "Have you seen the Matrix--" - LF (actor)

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All About Me...
About me: I am very serious, quiet, thoughtful, mildly humorous....
an avid reader of all things literature, Semi-VEGAN [i.e., NO Food Allergies, but I hate seafood just as much as I hate meat products (and eggs and milk)],
and a refined artist-writer/research-scientist and 'soulmate' by (HIS) DIVINE blessing (...so married to KeanuReeves [bka actor/KarateHottie#2 (MastersSkillset, second only to myself--yours truly is KarateHottie#1)])...&/and oh so very Orthodox Catholic &/and 9/11 (Manhattan/NYC/the BIG apple) recoveree.-

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Work: 1)
My current health and wellness beauty books, ‘Goddess Hair & Skin Recipe Book’ ;and; ‘Emperor Hair & Skin Recipe Book’ are available at amazon.com and borders.com -! ::
2) ** :: Academic Intervention Specialist (in the area of (adolescent) genius groups with diplomacy and scholarship issues) formerly attached to the University of Illinois at Chicago, et., al.-etc.--[but still very involved in the formal academic immersion process (i.e., still at large and in charge, grasshopper/s)] :: ** :arrow:
3) My Health and Wellness site (here--live since 2007!) and My new health and wellness shop: OCF Health and Beauty Depot & i-Shoppe
4) Other / Not-for-Profit: J. Johnson Foundation Group-NFP - the official parent affiliate site for my (charitable) network mission (live since May2009),
@ http://www.jfoundation.goodearths.com (in progress)
5) Other / Miscellaneous: Total Facebook.com Junkie! [(FYI: keyword search JaneJohnsonxyz (has same/similar biographical info)]
Employer: ABBA (bka GOD Almighty/HIM /The BIG Guy Upstairs)
Description: Go-Getter.

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Formal Education: Lindblom Math & Science HS (*attended FALL1984-thru-MAY1988) / UIllinois (Univ of Illinois): English Lit. (writing option) , AND Psychology, etc. (with Humanities minor), etc... (*established multiple supportive Research Protocols: AUG1988-thru-DEC1990 :: and also :: JAN1992-thru-DEC1996)

** All-State Scholar **
Other: Yes (tested out ALL levels before age 01*)
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Hobbies/Interests: Marriage (kcr) & Pontificating (so married to KeanuReeves (actor/karate dude/scholar ...&/and so Orthodox Catholic).
Clubs/Creed: DIVINE membership only / Elitist. - -No illegal social club associations
(i.e., no Sorors no Frats, etc...- pun intended)
Other: Yes and NO... : Lifelong member of the (cuties over 30 network and the) ‘Black Folks Against Tanning Association.’ (on BlackPlanet.com)
DESCRIPTION: A place for naturally 'fairskinned' Africans (i.e., type I/one on the medical scale with Type I (only) being the fairest natural porcelain/fair tone possible and type V's being the darkest/deepest possible ebene/ebony tone biologically possible), who don’t like tanning to vent…. Ex: I woke up with a yellow (or beige) tan (and/or an curly Afro), etc. -only I didn’t go to the spa… (see police reports on file; Probate & CPD)...
OTHER INFO:
Natural (Biological) Hair Type: Combination Hair Dry to Normal/Normal to Dry (straighties, wavies and curlies on both sides)- 1ciiii2d3cd ; Very Soft/Thick/Med-Texture-Curlyish-to-Straightish-Head-of-Hair that is *ALL Naturale*
PREFERRED/Normal-Natural-Head-of-Hair-Length: PAST Waist-length OR Longer (see police reports on file; Probate & CPD)...
Male-Female Pattern Baldness Trait/Gene: NO...
Follicular Scarring (and/or Traction, etc.): NO...
Blood Platelets: ALL NORMAL / PERFECT (i.e., no acquired diseases and/or inherent-biologic-genetic anomalies and/or other DEFECTS)
Natural (Biological) Skin Type/Tone: Type I/Fair, w/light smattering of NaturalBiological FRECKLES/birthMark (Dry to Normal/Normal to Dry, Naturally ALL Clear)- - -
Naturally occurring ACNE: NO...**
'Keloids, SunSpots,Moles and/or OTHER TUMORS': NO-
and /or OTHER 'CANCERS': NO ; (Albinoism Defect; NO)
OTHER-PERMANENT-TYPE-SCARS: NO** ;

BRACES: NO/Never-; (i.e., Natural-Biological-PERFECT-Palate &/and Straight Smile)
Natural BMI Range: 18.275-19.5 (so-NORMAL) ;
Body Fat Percentage(excluding Pregnancy): Less than 18% ;

** (i.e., genetically-perfectly balanced physique (head/body, etc.), genetically/biologically slim and trim (balletic), naturally very fine bonestructure w/perfect dexterity/strength)...
NaturalHeight/BodyType: 5'7":: 'Slender/Natural-S-Shape', DressSize; 2Misses, i.e., (the one and ONLY) SUPER-WAIF---
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*Researching protocols for SELF MANAGEMENT of very ‘mild’ (medically/clasically aesthetic) auto-immuno disorder clusters [less than3% / three percent total dermus activity (face, body, scalp)] i.e., Areata, Hyperkaratosis, Vitiligo & Eczema (humectant-nutritive oils experiment-also see Goddess Hair & Skin Recipe Book) *
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AND Working on those ('Goddess' and 'Emperor') book updates to include universal genotheraputic applications theory of the blood purification and oxidation techniques with cross (possible) applications of incorporating biodenticals for universal genotheraputic core medicinal applications of the rejuvenation and longevity theorems as interpreted by SELF. Note: Future titles may change accordingly.**
Other: Yes ...'Still Queen of the Waifs (with or without this funky tan)'
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BFF's (4ever) :: Bill Gates (my favorite compuGuy), Pierce brosnan (my favorite double-0::because British mi6 secret service branch totally rules arse!), Oprah Winfrey, Martha Stewart, Queen Elizabeth and (son) Prince Charles (of Windsor).-- Our BFF's of 4ever--So classy and reverential. ^O^...
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I like: "Spiritually g/rounded Semi-vegetarian-to-Vegan-Vegan-centered" people with whom I can best relate, and children and the arts, classic films, vintage kung-fu flicks, live theatre (especially Keanu’s Othello -- love my sweetie pie (*wink, kiss*) and the generosity of 'givers' such as Oprah Winfrey, President Nelson Mandela and Bill Gates (the big 3 among charitable givers ).

I dream: Of world continued world-peace and the scientific advance of universal geno-therapeutic cures.


I hope: To be so the lifelong and eternal wife of 'one' (and mother to many).
He loves them, but My ::freckles:: are So-NOT my best feature.
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Expressionism is my life. KCR isn't just my spouse, il est muse d'moi++ (a' tu, oui---Je'taime) -Jan .

(I :HEART: Manhattan, NY / NYC & kcr/Keanu Charles Reeves (((hugs))) & kisses)

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PostSubject: Re: Visitors & New Members, Welcome!   Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:45 am

All About Jan (Other Activities/Nine Updates: 8/10/2009)
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1) One. Still Killing Them While They're Down In Chicago-

2) Two. Full Time Conscientious Objector/(Illinois) Republican Party Cheer/Spiritleader: [I Voted for John McCain (for President 2008) In Chicago (and they still cheated)]-

3) Three. My Foundation (and supportive Scholarship Fund):
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J.Johnson Foundation Group, NFP™ @ http://www.jfoundation.goodearths.com
(Chartered January 2009);

4) Four. Totally entertaining My Father (the one and only - E.E. Johnson, Jr.) in Chicago with my awesome goodly daughterliness skills

5) Five. (Beating Down) Rabble Rousing Heathens (bka karate-slapping '
*!Ho's left and right all over Chicago---- This (Ojai-Gramercy)LA/Manhattanite is so totally representing -ya know' (pun totally intended)

6) Six. Protesting Pornography and other FCC Violations as well as other folks' criminal activities...

7) Seven. Mulling My research updates-- (to include in future titular editions of my current Health and Wellness publications: ref: 'Goddess Hair & Skin Recipe Book' (and see also) 'Emperor Hair & Skin Recipe Book')

Cool Eight. &/and Oh, My full time (Devout Wifely) responsibility of Making Keanu's life Even More Blessed (but not necessarily in that order--*:kiss:*--such is love in marriage) -(Note if you see a smiley in this section someone else put it there--my marriage is serious business and love--(so fudge off stalkers)

9) Nine.
Special Note to You (KCR): loved the 10010 &/and the 60611/60610 (but still (totally really) hate the 60652)-- Please rescue me (yes, yet, again) ASAP... As soon as you handle those pesky stalkers (as Farm living is not for me/nous)&/and -(Note if you see a smiley in the number Eight section someone else put it there (but you know what to do)
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